i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
Melt Cosmetics just restocked and released their new shades Blow (a really unique deep sea green) and Bane (a rich matte black), both which I’ve managed to get my hands on and am excited to swatch (along with the infamous 6six6, a beautiful burgundy shade!)
what the fuck is wrong with these hamburgers
people keeping sending me anons says these are “macaroons”. you guys are stupid, that’s not macaroni. they’re moldy ass hamburgers
It’s not tainted meat!
It’s painted meat!
Available in six designer colors.
do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man